November 10, 2010
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“ I’m going to take a nap of frustration.
KS
September 4, 2010
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“ Sorry, that was me channeling my inner angry Korean.
KM
September 2, 2010
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“ La la, I’m a dick.
ZP
June 6, 2010
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“ But I’m not a slutty drunk monstrosity tonight so bonus Jesus points for me.
KM
May 19, 2010
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“ We’re salacious sluts with the best grades he’s ever recieved on an AP exam…HOW CAN WE NOT BE HIS FAVORITES?
KM
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“ Don’t go in there.
She’s on her P-E-R-O-I-D.
MM
May 18, 2010
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“ Basically, I’m on a rogue projectory centered around great success and raging alcoholism.
KM
May 6, 2010
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“ Does the baby want the lemon cake?”
“Yes the baby wants the lemon cake. The father cannot let the baby have it. The lemon cake gives the baby diarrhea.
PF/TP
May 5, 2010
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